“Feeling It!” What Women Want, Apparently

On my To Do list for an unforgivably long time was Petra Joy's "Feeling It...Not Faking It," a series of erotic tableaux that, I was told, was for women. I emerged from my viewing feeling like I'd read someone's diary.

Following a tasteful animation of a red-lipped (both sets) woman pleasuring herself, Joy's hour-long film visits several female fantasies, such as the one where an angel eats a woman's ass on a rooftop, a flapper is serviced by two boozy sailor girls, and the Lawnmower Man jerks off in his back yard.

It is a whimsical, well-shot, and good-natured porn film.

Then a white woman takes on a black man, and a woman named Valkyrie invites a man to her library to spank him. Finally, there is an orgy.

The conceit, of course, is that this is the type of pornography "Women" want to see, which is just as exclusionary as saying that the work of Michael Lucas is porn for men. Is the rooftop woman with an angel in her ass actually feeling it? The only person I can be sure is not "faking it" is the Lawnmower Man, because he gets the proven results all over himself.

Upon men and squirting women rests the only burden of proof in the porn industry.

In addition to the guilt I felt after watching a film that I was specifically told was "for women," I realized that I fit none of these fantasies. I'm not black, I don't like being spanked, and I don't own a pair of angel wings. Also, mowing the lawn doesn't make me want to jerk off.

That's it. I'm not going to Europe.

Despite my intense feeling of Otherness throughout this movie, I was able to understand that It's Not About Me and will gladly pass this movie to the next bachelorette party my female friends are attending. Meanwhile, I will sit and watch the grass grow.

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Petra Joy (petrajoy.com)
Buy "Feeling It...Not Faking It" (tlavideo.com)
Petra Joy (petrajoy.com)
Buy "Feeling It...Not Faking It" (tlavideo.com)
Petra Joy (petrajoy.com)
Buy "Feeling It...Not Faking It" (tlavideo.com)
Petra Joy (petrajoy.com)
Buy "Feeling It...Not Faking It" (tlavideo.com)
Petra Joy (petrajoy.com)
Buy "Feeling It...Not Faking It" (tlavideo.com)
Petra Joy (petrajoy.com)
Buy "Feeling It...Not Faking It" (tlavideo.com)