Packing Much Back: “Big Ass Fixation 8”

While I have a perfectly legal crush on Phoenix Marie, it is clear from the boxcover of "Big Ass Fixation 8" that Raylene really wants her ass to be noticed more. In fact, by comparison, Phoenix Marie is demure-assed.

Tom Byron collects and mounts (or sees mounted) five callipygian women as if they are big-ass butterflies in this movie, and you can tell Byron is on a relentless search for deeper meaning, as he sticks his face right up there.

The tactile pleasures inherent in the assitude of Raylene, Phoenix Marie, Samone Taylor, Cami Smalls, and the spirited Alison Tyler are on full display, as Byron grabs huge handfuls of them. Byron's one of those guys who should be paid for what he's doing simply because he's so enthusiastic about it.

I am grateful to Byron and his costars for keeping it real in this movie: there are no small-butted women flown in at the last minute to replace a cancellation.

As they thrust their asses out, squeeze their cheeks together, or do that independent-suspension jiggle common to the videos of fellow big butt lover Sir MixALot, even white boy Byron has to shout.

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Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)
Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
Buy "Big Ass Fixations 8" (tlavideo.com)