Meet The New Big Mama Titty Kitty Of “True Blood”

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Yep, it's Crystal! Everybody's favorite oversexed werecat is now top of the panther pops, and she's looking to have Jason raise the new litter with her. Usually we'd be like "Hell naw, Panther Lady," but Lindsay Pulsipher makes a convincing argument when naked.

Jason, however, says he wants no part of it. Does this mean we have lower standards than Jason Stackhouse? That's extremely worrisome. Then again, the werepanther clan have put him through a lot more menace and evil than we've endured, so the stakes are a little different for him.

Meanwhile on "True Blood": Eric Northman gets high, pinches Sookie's butt, and splashes around in a lake. This show is trippy.

· "True Blood" (hbo.com)