A Gladiatorial Battle Of Busty Brunettes

Why do lad mags demand so much from their models? Look here: you can see Emma Glover shift her center of gravity in order to lift Sophie's neutron star-sized boob. Is her struggle supposed to excite us? (It kind of does.)

But that doesn't mean we're sadists or anything like that! We're just trying to make those Strongman competitions appeal to a wider range of people. Instead of lifting giant stones, why not lift Sophie's breasts? And instead of pulling a train with your teeth, how about standing around in a line with your best, topless friends? We're keeping the spirit of competition and getting rid of everything else.

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