Celebrity NippleWatch™

Regular readers of Fleshbot know that it's been an unusually slow season for celebrity nipple sightings: formerly our main stock in trade, we've been reduced to posting about naked porn star breasts instead, and where's the fun in that? Unfortunately, the two famous boob shots we've received this week are both of dubious authenticity, so we're unable to report that the current nipple drought is over. Rest assured that we're doing everything in our power save from sending our minions out to movie premieres with a pair of scissors and some Rohypnol to alleviate the situation (though come to think of it, that may not be such a bad idea.) Thanks for your patience!

"Charlotte Church's Topless Mobile Picture"** (TTR2)
"Katrina Campins from the Apprentice Nip Slip"* (Drunken Stepfather)

Update A reader points us to the Katrina Campins photos on WireImage as proof that they're the real thing. (Then again, maybe we weren't talking about the photos?) Thanks Ed!

Update An anonymous reader points us to the photo from which the Charlotte Church "nude" was cobbled here. Well, one out of two's not bad!

Previously: Bijou Phillips Nipple Slip, Claire Danes' Disappearing Nipple, Fox Sports Nipple Slip, Melissa Gilbert Nip Slip?, In Search of Keira Knightley's Nipple, Nipple Board, 2004: The Year in Boobies