Coco Austin Has Accepted The Inevitability Of Nipple Slippage

Evolution, the expansion of the universe, and Nicole "Coco" Austin's nipple escaping her bikini: what do these things all have in common? (Besides the fact that we're totally aroused by all three things.)

They are all constantly happening no matter what anyone does. Sure, Coco can try to mitigate the slippage and make it so that only her areola pops out, but then it's not so much a slip as it is a sacrifice. The areola is out, period, on both land and sea. We have yet to see Coco's airborne nipple, but hopefully she'll take some skydiving lessons or hop up on a trampoline.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)