Jordan Blue Subverts Dominant Porn Paradigm, Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy has been famous for being Ron Jeremy for so long that many have forgotten he is still a porn performer. In a scene with Jordan Blue in "Tits," Ms. Blue crosses the No List to deliver a pizza.

Many pornstresses have a No List registered with their agents. While it may be hard for you to believe that not all male performers are gentlemen, there is the occasional mannerless cad who manages to sneak past Porn Valley's rigid Circle of Honor and spray the air with douchebaggery now and then, thus ending up on several No Lists and eventually slinking away from the porn industry.

These lists are not published.

But Mr. Jeremy is not on No Lists for that reason; it's just that that "Hedgehog" moniker tends to distract after a while.

This doesn't matter to the affable Blue who, in a scene directed by Sunny Leone, arrives in full hooker garb to deliver a pizza.

Buddha-like, Jeremy sits in his robe while the strip-toned Blue undresses for him. Just because it's a transaction doesn't mean it can't be fun.

It is a scene like this, in which we never see a pizza box nor is Blue ever attired in a delivery uniform, that underlines the fact that porn is all about personality; you've either got it or you don't, and if you don't, at least you have the required parts to pull off a porn scene and perhaps take one in the face for America.

After a bit of unscripted badinage ("Check out these pepperonis," says Blue/ "I'll tell the jokes here," says Jeremy), they fuck.

We are sorry that Jeremy never gets his pizza, but we're sure he'll seize other opportunities.

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