Sex on the Beach is a really horrible drink that owes its popularity solely to the fact that people like to talk about having sex on the beach regardless of whether or not they've actually had it. As anyone who's ever been there knows, however, it isn't all it's cracked up to be ... and certainly not always as good as it looks in porn clips like this one. (Then again, maybe those sticky-sweet drinks aren't so bad after all; after you're finished, at least you're full of alcohol instead of sand.)
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· "sex on the beach" (Megarotic)
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