“Weeds” Has Your Happy Ending Right Here

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Some people were complaining to Showtime that "Weeds" is too bleak too often, and that last year's season finale needed a happier ending. "Oh yeah?" said a drunk and sassy Showtime, "Boom. Handjobs."

So that solved that issue. Now Showtime only has to deal with the fallout from showing hundreds of thousands of people what it looks like when Kevin Nealon gets a handjob. Frankly, it's not something we'd ever thought we'd see, but it isn't particularly surprising. Look how comfortable he is! Gosh, he's a good actor. (Wink wink.)

In other "Weeds" news, Andy broke things off with Maxeen, so there will be no more popsicle funtime (also known as a frozen ending).

· "Weeds" (sho.com)