So You Think You Can Writhe Naked On The Floor

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It's the new reality show/dance craze that's sweeping the nation! Like most everything on TV today, this show is "based" on an idea expressed in a Polish movie called "Wygrany," that naked snuggling and writhing is an artform that translates to competition.

Actually, we have no idea what "Wygrany" is about; we're the worst cultural ambassadors ever. Also, we are very concerned about the toys on the floor near these people. Have you ever rolled over a Lego piece while having sex? It doesn't matter what part of your body touches it, it hurts like hell. Don't ask us what we were doing having sex anywhere near Lego though. (We happen to like toys. Like, actual toys.)

· "Wygrany" (2011) (imdb.com)