Complex Celebrates Our Simple Feelings About Kate Upton’s Breasts

We'd try to get all thinky about the the bountiful...bounty that is Kate Upton's bosom, but there are only so many deep thoughts one can have about flawless cleavage (and the women who enjoy putting it on display). Sure, we know that Kate Upton is just using her breasts to get our attention (and, by extension, our money), but when she's showcasing such a delightful rack, we can't actually muster up the energy to feel indignant about how we're being manipulated.

(And yes, we do see what Complex is doing here with the whole cow/milk theme, we're just choosing to ignore it because we are classy and above obvious puns.)

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