Lexi Belle: Thighs Wide Open

The sex parties in Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut," regardless of the versions we saw, seemed grim and joyless. Not so this real porn retelling from Harmony's "Megan Coxxx: Nymphomaniac," in which Lexi Belle squeaks with delight.

If Lexi Belle is capable of appearing less than delicious in a picture, Science has neither discovered it nor am I willing to write my Member of Congress to fund such lunacy.

Here is Belle with Tony DeSergio (and Ms. Coxxx herself, of whom much will be said later) in a dusty boiler room in Los Angeles. Directed by Gazzman, the amenable Brit DeSergio mixed some film metaphors with his sartorial homage to both "Eyes Wide Shut" and "A Clockwork Orange."

The petite Belle and the statuesque Coxxx gamboled on an examining table (and DeSergio) before the latter was allowed to come on them several hours later. It ain't Tom Cruise money, but I get the feeling DeSergio enjoyed it more.

"Megan Coxxx: Nymphomaniac" will be released later this year.

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