Further Adventures In The World Of Fans Flashing Celebrities

Seeing that adorable girl expose her tits toward Stephen Colbert and Jack White really made us think. We spend a lot of time talking about celebrities exposing themselves in public, and we tend to forget about the times when celebrities are on the receiving end of gratuitous nudity.

But they're people, too! Sometimes tits jump out at them! Actually, some celebrities look forward to it. Justin Bieber once reportedly said, "The girls show up wearing nothing sometimes or flash. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it." That's pretty creepy in our book because it's Justin Bieber, but the kid is right: the girls do sometimes show up places scantily clad and/or expose themselves with lightning speed. Fact of life.

So let's give the celebrities a break for a few moments (like, maybe until tomorrow morning) and focus on the fans who foist their body parts upon the famous.

Drake
Ask any rockstar as far back as Frank Sinatra what he likes most about being famous, and he'll probably smile and make some lewd boob-squeezing gesture in the air. But as much as big name musicians love groupies, they are not always prepared to be courted by them. Take Drake, for example: he was just trying to sing his verse of "Bedrock" when all of a sudden he was bombarded by boobage and exclaimed, "Oh my God!"

The best part of this video is that it sounds like Drake flubs his lyrics right after the flash. Instead of "let the rest surprise her" we're pretty sure he says "let the breast surprise her." Ghostface Killah once called Drake the softest rapper in the game (actually, he was the top three softest rappers), but this shows that Drake can roll with the punches better than most.

[Via YouTube (youtube.com)]
Mickey Rourke
Mickey Rourke was walking out of the Plaza Hotel one morning when some blonde woman jumped out, said "Woo!" and opened her shirt. Mickey was, as you can tell, impressed. How much did you love "The Wrestler"? Not as much as this girl.

[From Mickey Rourke, Still Getting The Groupies]
Rihanna
Actually, this isn't really a case of a random woman flashing a celebrity. The dashing woman with her tits out is actually one of Rihanna's friends who, as one of our commenters pointed out, decided to give the paparazzi the show they were hoping for. Rihanna got a chuckle off the exposure, and we got about a million new fantasies involving RiRi and her tattooed pal.

[From Rihanna is Not Impressed By Your Flashing (But We Are)]
Jedward
John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes are identical twins from Ireland who formed their own pop duo called Jedward. On the topic of Jedward, former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher once said, "What the fuck is happening to British music? And what are those things on their heads?" That pretty much says it all.

But people do love Jedward, and these two darlings love the twins so much that they ambushed them on the street and flashed their tits. You'll notice that there are cutout Jedward faces where the girls' nipples ought to be; this leads us to two different conclusions.

1) They knew when and where Jedward was going to be, which is kind of obsessive and stalkerish.
2) They always have Jedward faces on their nipples and they just happened to show up on the same sidewalk as the boys, which is awesome.

[Via Holy Moly! (holymoly.com)]
Adam Lambert
Sometimes celebrities flash other celebrities, probably to assert dominance and claim mates. Such a display of primate nature occurred during the last few minutes of 2009, when Adam Lambert went to help Pamela Anderson with her slipping dress. She thought he was trying to cop a feel so she batted his hand away, and the movement was all her breast needed to taste freedom.

Our favorite part about this exposure isn't the awkward moment between the two stars, or even the sight of Pamela's rack (we've seen it, it's great); it's the fact that both his face and her chest are covered with glitter. Never has a flashing sparkled so hard.

[Via iGossip (igossip.com)]