The Doctor Is In, Cassandra Cruz

Or: The Doctor Is In Cassandra Cruz. Whichever way you like your commas, it is a breath of fresh air to walk into the examining room and see saucy New Yorker Cruz ready for treatment.

Cruz was in town for a speculative scene with Nick Manning ("What do I do with all these heavy implements?" he asked. "Oh, I know") for Harmony's "Megan Coxxx: Nymphomaniac" in which he was in a tuxedo and she was mostly naked.

Come to think of it, did that setup make sense at all?

Standing a few feet away, I remember thinking, "that examining chair provides good lumbar support for both participants, and the petite Cruz can have better leverage with the tallish Manning."

Still, what kind of HMO must Cruz have to get such personalized attention, or do all hot and dusky women enjoy the same service?

Manning was less enthusiastic.

"I'm glad they're tearing this place down," he said (It's true; the old Santa Fe Railroad Hospital, used exclusively for filming since the 1980s, is going to be torn down shortly to make way for housing). "The floor is filthy."

I am grateful to Cruz who, in the last shot of this series, acted as if I were the only person in the room.

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