Morning Wood

· Ron Jeremy: "penetrating society since 1978", and now coming to a phone near you. (rjmobile.com, via Gizmodo/sexblo.gs)

· Rest assured that we have legions of Fleshbot operatives working on finding that new Charlotte Church nipple slip for you—though really, haven't we seen it all before? (The Register UK)

· We cast our net pretty wide around these parts, but maybe some fetishes are best left to the Japanese. (Double Viking)

· Surely we're not the only ones who've fantasized about playing Soggy Biscuit with the likes of Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, and Rush Limbaugh. Er, right? (Flash @ shiola.co.uk - thanks [?] Rob)