How To Have An Intimate Encounter: Use Vaseline

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Ugh, not on yourself or your partner! No, we're talking about the camera; rub that lens with a ton of vaseline. That's the only way people will be able to discern between normal, everyday cunnilingus and cunnilingus during an intimate encounter.

It does have some interesting side effects though. For example, we thought that the feather teaser on the bed was actually a rose. Who would've thought that soft lighting and blurriness could transform sex toys to flowers? Other side effects include: thinking your eyesight is really bad until you realize something's up with the lighting, being unable to see the cumshot, and wondering what Barbara Walters would look like in porn.

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