“Limitless” Brain Power Should Be Used Only For Sex

After all, your brain is your largest sexual organ (not including your skin), so it only makes sense that Bradley Cooper would go on a nootropic bender and have sex with Caroline Winberg. (Not that Bradley Cooper needs drugs to get the ladies.)

We'd like to know how using an experimental, brain-enhancing drug allows Bradley Cooper to become a ladies man, because we're worried that "Limitless" is really about the world's most brilliant pick-up artist. Does this mean that Mystery and all his cronies are actually using more of their psychological and intellectual potential at bars and club? Or maybe we're reading this all wrong. Maybe Cooper only thinks he's having sex with this Swedish model, when he's only constructed this fantasy world from a series of nude pictures of Caroline Winberg. That would explain the pixelation!

Of course, seeing the movie would probably explain everything, but we don't have the time for that.

· "Limitless" (2011) (imdb.com)