What Does Socialite Tamara Beckwith Do With Her Tits All Day?

We expect socialites to be, frankly, kinda lazy and hanging out on the beach all the time, but not Tamara Beckwith. She's organizing charity events, designing and selling cubic zirconium jewelry for QVC, running a photography gallery, and other things. Her breasts, however, only like to hang out on the beach.

We're not criticizing them though; everybody (and every body part) deserves some time to relax, soak up the sun, and reflect on life. We bet the rest of Tamara is hard at work—even while her breasts are spaced out, her brain is probably thinking about her next big move—so we'll think of her boobs as release valves. It's nice to see release valves with barely any tan lines!

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