“Meet Monica Velour,” The Pornstar From The Deleted Scenes Of Your Dreams

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Let this be proof that pornstars are the nicest people on Earth: they come to your high school completely naked, verbally backhand your shmuck of a guidance counselor, and surprise you with "The Ethel Merman Disco Album" on vinyl.

Ok, maybe this is just a dream, but the point is still valid. People are more likely to dream of beautiful pornstars like Monica Velour (played by the lovely Jamie Tisdale) rescuing you than anyone else. This is one of two deleted scenes with nakedness from the "Meet Monica Velour" DVD that's coming out August 16th. How do we have it already? Let's just say that we have some really nice friends who hooked it up we're awesome and it's a secret.

· Buy "Meet Monica Velour" (2010) (amazon.com)