Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lure Unisex Pheromone Attractant

Oh, we were looking forward to this one for our Big Night Out. Imagine just spraying something in one's own general direction and becoming sexually irresistible to people just by virtue of science? This 29.5 ml canister sure promises a lot, but can it deliver?

"Pheromones send out silent subconscious scent signals," alliterates the packaging, "that naturally trigger romantic feelings."

"Hmmm," I thought. "I'm about to apply something to myself but all I might get out of someone is nostalgia for England or The Sea? That's not good odds."

I looked at the ingredients, which consisted of SD Alcohol 40 (to distinguish it from the alcohol in one's drink), Glycerin, Water, and something called Ethoxydiglycol, which I found decreases viscosity and is used in products that are sprayed. The only other ingredient was "Fragrance."

I have certainly smelled this fragrance or something like it before, and it reminded me of strippers. But did the strippers really smell like that or were they shooting their pheromones at me?

Tune in next week to see the results.

· Lure Unisex Pheromone Attractant (cduniverse.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)