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"It is in the compelling zest of high adventure (and of babes), that man finds his supreme joys." - Antoine de Saint Exupery More »
Daisy Lowe was modeling for Playboy, we were excited—and then a little nervous. Because as phenomenal as a combination of the offspring of Hugh Hefner and Gavin Rossdale might be—well, let's just say that Playboy's had a pretty good record of squandering amazing potential. More »
Back in January, we learned that crush objects Joanna Angel and Raven Alexis had been cast in an episode of "Childrens Hospital"—and, well, we couldn't get Rob Corddry on the phone fast enough to find out the story behind that stroke of genius. More »
On last week's "True Blood," Sookie and Eric finally had sex, which was awesome. But they had to do it in the woods, and only in missionary, so we feel like they didn't get to enjoy themselves. More »
A darling young ukulelist named Sarah is trying to win a viral video contest and she wants your help! Yes, we normally avoid using our powers to sway voters, but the girl asked nicely/said she would show her boobs. More »
It's been a surprisingly long time since we last heard of anything naughty happening at New York's Standard Hotel (which, you may recall, grew (in)famous for its floor to ceiling glass windows that offered passersby the voyeuristic thrill of observing hotel guests in their private moments). More »
That's what the youth are into nowadays, right? Because we think DirecTV is taking "Damages" in a fresh new direction, and we're stoked that—as we saw two weeks ago—that direction points to the land of random boobs in bed. More »
It was but a year and a half ago when we first stumbled upon this delightfully dreamy masturbation video starring Sovereign Syre. Back then, who could have predicted that one day we'd be standing on a porn set with the fetching lass as she prepared to lose her porno virginity? More »
Kara Zor-El, a.k.a Supergirl, escapes the destruction of her home, travels millions of lightyears in a spaceship, and joins a slutty, jizz-drenched sorority called Pi Pi Pi because of course she does. More »
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