“Going Native” Means Never Having To Hide Your Nipples

Got a thing for wearing leaves and little clothing? Want to unleash the primal proto-human within? Feel like having a "Clan of the Cave Bear" theme party? Don't touch that hair bleach, Daryl Hannah; you have all you need in front of you.

The ancient, nature-loving human look is all about covering the parts that get cold and letting everything else hang out. It's why you see so many backpackers wearing vests. "Don't their arms get cold?" No, they don't; they keep them moving as much as possible. The same can be said for nipples. Scientists* have recently discovered that nipples stay warm when well-ogled.

*Not really.

· Going native: Dusan Jaukovic (fashionising.com)