Is This Spike From “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” Eating Pussy?

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No, but every time we see a man with slick, platinum blonde hair, we think about James Marsters. If only Spike had been less into blood and more into cunnilingus, things would've been...relatively the same on "Buffy."

There still would've been the same amount of sexual tension, the same number of rebuffs, and, to some extent, the same triumphant makeout scene that levels a decrepit house. We just think Spike—and all vampires, really—need to come real with the whole oral fixation thing. There must be pussy eating vampires, if only for the fact that no one has ever said there aren't pussy eating vampires.

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