Eating Pasta Off Of Leonor Watling’s Gorgeous Chest

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Oh, Leonor Watling, you know if you're going to be cooking up pasta wearing nothing but an apron, there's going to be some kinky activity involving the aforementioned pasta, especially because this is post-coital pasta ("Post-Coital Pasta" = best Mario Batali memoir title ever).

On a semi-related note, it took us a good five minutes to realize that the lucky man getting Watling's knockers pressed against his body is none other than Elijah Wood. This might just be us, but he's not exactly the first person on the list of people we'd want to have eat Italian food off our chests. We thought we should throw that out there. Maybe Leonor Watling feels differently.

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