This Right Here Is About Helena Christensen’s Ass

For real, check the triptych: how can we better highlight this phenomenal rump than by flanking it with pictures of its gorgeous owner/trainer/hype woman? We thought about drawing arrows where we want you to look, but then we remembered that you all independently appreciate butts as much as we do.

How does this 42 year-old keep her tuchus so tight? We're sure she works out non-stop, but that doesn't fully explain the perfect plumpness where her cheeks fold into her thighs. Well, we recently found out that she claims to be a "cheese addict," mentioning this in three different interviews (including one with the British cheese board [as in board of people, not a piece of wood you put cheese upon]). Who knew cheese could do that much good? Cholesterol be damned!