When Sex Starts To Feel Routine (It’s Awesome!)

There's nothing worse than having sex so familiar and redundant that you feel like a bureaucrat in the bedroom. On the other hand, there's something to be said for a routine with someone who knows how to rub you (or herself) the right way.

Plus, we maintain that a consistent regimen of morning sex is better for your mind and body than breakfast. And if you go so far as to include masturbation conducted with one's arms draped in billowy sheets like you're on the cover of some cheesy romance novel, well, then as far as we're concerned, you have carte blanche to smoke, drink, and eat red meat for the rest of the day, you healthy beast you.

· Girlfriend's morning pleasure routine (pornhub.com)