There’s No Reason For These Topless Models To Be So Epic

[jwplayer id="7184795"]

But they are anyway. They're just faffing about with little-to-nothing covering their breasts, letting the sunshine illuminate the near-invisible fuzz on their bodies, all while unnecessarily intense music blares in the background. What a harsh soundtrack for our unrequited lust.

What are these models doing that warrants this music? Are they about to duel at high noon? Is this part of their training to defeat the Huns? Regardless of what Oyster Magazine is going for, they've definitely got our attention. Plus, that song is going to play in our heads the next time we get naked, and that's rather awesome.

· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)