Nothing Says Sexy Quite Like Nudity In A Storage Room

Despite this post's snarky title, we actually feel that you could develop a pretty awesome fantasy based on Arabella's little spinning striptease here. Imagine: you're at your uncle's house for a family reunion, and your cousin's new girlfriend is motioning to follow her upstairs.

You choose a random door, a walk-in storage closet, and Arabella starts flirting rather heavily. Her entire seduction consists of giggling a lot while spinning around on a dingy, ratty, moderately retro-futurist Lay-Z-Boy; you've never been more attracted in your life. Suddenly her shorts and panties come off. (We should start writing Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novels!)

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