Want Some Smooth Jazz With Your Rooftop Blowjob?

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The default answer is yes. That is, if you're taking a break from your pool game at the jazz club to stick it to some fine, young, blonde singer named Monica Mayhem on the roof of said club, you have to listen to smooth jazz. We don't make the rules.

This is what porn has taught us. At least, that's what porn from 2003 has taught us. Can anyone tell us when porn companies stopped putting music like this in their films? Sometimes we wonder if there was a secret meeting with all the big company heads and then arbitrarily decided to kill the synthesizer. We're going to assume there really is a porn mafia—that's the best way to stay on its good side.

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