“Strike Back” Presents A Sex Scene That Goes Slightly Too Long

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We know that sounds absurd, but try watching this. We think you'll agree that the humping, the face and neck grabbing, and the orgasms go on for a few seconds past the moment of awkwardness. It's definitely hot, we swear! We just didn't expect the director's cut.

What does this say about us? Why are we upset about a TV show that has too much sex? Have we been conditioned to expect a moderate morsel of smut from our premium programming? We should see a therapist or something.

Oh, but before we do that, can we just discuss how hilarious this guy's first post-coital line is? He stares at her sweaty breasts for a moment, leans his head back and sighs, "I had a dream last night... I was a boy..." We're totally going to use that one of these days. We never know what to say after sex, and this is probably (slightly) better than "Thank you."

Oh, "Strike Back." You're quickly becoming one of our favorite shows!

· "Strike Back" (sky1.sky.com)