Erna Kurtanovic Is Having Such A Hard Time Being Naked On The Floor

It's not that Erna is being dramatic or anything, it's that she's so sleepy, and her clothing is so itchy. We want to warn her about the risk of rug burn to her nipples, but we're kinda enjoying her writhing.

Sure, it may be sadistic of us, but we think carpet is an underrated S&M tool. How come leather, whips, and chains get all the love when so few of us have ever felt their sting? Meanwhile, probably everyone has had some wicked rug burn before—for both sexy and non-sexy reasons—and yet we've never seen a shag sample in any dungeons.

· Via Bambi Attack (bambiattack.com)