August 30, 2011

August 30, 2011
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A Field Guide To Elena Anaya

Since the tabloids are talking about how Elena Anaya is a lesbian nudist, we figured she deserves a Field Guide. If not to point out the other cool things about Anaya's life, then at least to remind people that "Room in Rome" was a ridiculously hot piece of cinema. More »

Sexperience 1000 Peers Into Your Neighbor's Bedroom

Well, assuming your neighbor is one of the one thousand British folks who submitted their sexual history (and fantasies) to the Sexperience 1000 database, anyway. And if not, then at least you get the chance to peer into the bedrooms of 1000 different British citizens, to see how often they get it on, how many people they've gotten it on with, and what sort of fetishes they enjoy (or dream about enjoying). More »

Rosie-Huntington Whiteley Outtakes Knock Us Out

You know who has the hardest job in the world? The person who decides what pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be left out of GQ. We imagine this person has mandatory weekly therapy sessions during which they describe the horrors of choosing the "worst" picture of RHW in a dress that barely performs its duties. More »