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“Taking Jack & Shane”: A Love Story

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"Taking Jack & Shane": A Love StoryLike you, I first thought Dog Fart Studio's "Taking Jack & Shane" would be an angsty gerundive romantic comedy like "Chasing Amy" or a heartwarming gerundive animated epic like "Finding Nemo." Turns out you and I were wrong.

Nope. Instead of something heartwarming like "Inner city youth finds self esteem and draws a curmudgeonly writer out of his shell," as was the case with "Finding Forrester," "Taking Jack & Shane"'s logline is "Watch these chocolate craving whores take 2 big black cocks for the price of one!"

Really? I thought. Really? Did they really pay each of those guys half?

Anyway, for a movie that might suggest scenarios in which quivering young things are torn in two from the vagina out, "Taking Jack & Shane" is surprisingly affable. Jack Napier and Shane Diesel are buddies who sometimes need to be talked into having sex with the likes of women like Tweety Valentine, of whom Napier says, "My dick wouldn't even fit into your Uggs."

What's odd about this movie is that the dudes are so nice that there isn't really a sense of taboos being broken (although cover model Molly Rae only looks comfortable on the cover). Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I mean, what is the porn world coming to when whores become chocolate-craving instead of chocolate fearing? I call it a Just World. You're the man now, dawg!

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