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Look at Michelle Lay here, proudly riding Seth Gamble with her nipples erect and her hands on her thighs. This is like "Napoleon Crossing the Alps" but with tits. If only there were such a thing as pornographic art history parody.

When we last left Michelle Lay, she was enjoying the affection of her personal trainer, Xander Corvus, but now she feels that Xander (and all her other young lovers) have grown too needy. She finds a casual cock named Seth Gamble and quickly trains him in the fine art of pleasing a cougar; he learns how to get breathy, smoochy, and intimate while spooning without getting attached. Michelle has second thoughts about loveless sex, but she also has second, third, and fourth orgasms from Seth's fat dick, so she breaks even.

What about Xander Corvus? Well, it just so happens that real estate agent Roxanne Hall is trying to sell his parent's house, and she can't put it on the market when there's a depressed, scruffy, heart-broken boy squatting inside. Roxanne pulls up her stockings and picks up his spirits, and the two of them have a rough, raucous screw with lots of biting. Roxanne completely ruins her professional-looking hairdo, but all the sex smells make the house sell in no time. (Body fluids: subconsciously better than fresh-baked cookies.)

Meanwhile, Teri Weigel needs to learn French for a business trip, so she hires Manuel Ferrara to give her a few lessons. Yes, she could've just bought Rosetta Stone, but that software lacks the ability to stuff a huge, French cock down the learner's throat, and any linguist will tell you that's the best way to learn French. Teri learns so fast that Manuel takes her through advanced positions, grinding her shin with his beard while pounding away at her pussy. By the time he anoints her massive tits with his load, Teri is French enough to be a diplomat.

Yes, diplomacy is key in every interaction between a cougar and her prey. These ladies are ambassadors of the gently aged, standard-bearers for women with high standards, and their demands are delightfully simple. Heaven bless "Cougar Club 4" and Nica Noelle's commitment to making age-bending smut that works better than Olay Regenerist.

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