Capes Are A Vampire Sex Cliche, But “True Blood” Doesn’t Care

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One of the coolest things about Jessica is that she's a relatively new vampire, so all the cliches of vampiric living haven't yet dawned on her. So, naturally, when she shows up at Jason's house to fuck, she has a long red cape on. And it stays on, too.

It takes a special lady to rock this Dracula fashion and still have us turned-on by the sight of her moonlit thighs. Jason, however, gets aroused at the drop of a hat; he's able to ignore the fact that Hoyt just punched him out for sleeping with Jessica. Some guys never change! Good thing, too, because this is somehow better than seeing Jason and Jessica fuck in the back of a truck to Taylor Swift.

· "True Blood" (hbo.com)