The Top Five Colleges Where You Could’ve Gotten Laid (If They Actually Existed)

Everybody wishes they had done more in college; that is, everybody wishes they had done more people. Whether you're just matriculating at university this semester or you've had your diploma for decades, you'll wish you could attend one of these fictional schools where the clothes are off faster than you can say "Phi Beta Kappa!"

We're not saying that it's impossible to find casual sex at colleges these days, but schools are dealing with parties in increasingly harsh manners, and it's no longer acceptable to defend your academic standing by wreaking havoc on the annual homecoming parade. The party vibe and the horny vibe go hand in hand, and there's really only so much "We've both been in the library for three days straight, do you wanna bone?" sex that you can have before you get banned from the Stacks.

If you only could've gone to one of these fake schools, how different life would've been! There would always be a party, beer would be cheap and powerful, and Awesomeness Studies would be the only major worth anything. Your diploma wouldn't mean much, but at least you would have countless erotic memories to keep you company throughout your unemployment. (Frankly, that's more than real colleges can promise these days.)

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Wherever "Co-Ed Confidential" is supposed to take place as seen in "Co-Ed Confidential"

We're having trouble figuring out what university these co-eds attend, but as soon as we find out, we're going to apply, make a bee line for Omega House, and pledge like nobody has ever pledged before. It's not just because pornstars like Charmane Star (seen above) show up randomly, it's because we have a genuine love for Greek letter societies, and all the positive brother- and sisterhood bonds that are created by these organizations. Yes, we've always wanted to go to a university where ever single sex act is somehow performed in a softcore manner.

· "Co-Ed Confidential" (TV 2007) (imdb.com)
Big Boob Film School as seen in "Big Boob Film School Dropouts"

Maybe Nika Noir and Natasha Nice couldn't make it through the rigorous curriculum of Big Boob Film School, but that's only because they didn't need school to teach them how to make movies. People like us, however, could use a little instruction from the busty faculty of BBFS, and we're sure that you'd gain a lot from rubbing elbows (and other body parts) with the student colleagues. If worse comes to worst and you have to leave school, at least you know a few good dropouts you can work with! After all, the whole point of college is getting a good job, so you might as well cut the BS and start working in the Big Boob Film industry.

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