“The Graduate XXX” Is Definitely Trying To Seduce Us

One of the coolest parts about this upcoming Paul Thomas parody is that they went so far as to parody the iconic soundtrack to "The Graduate." That means we can comfortably use the phrase, "This movie will Garfunkel your Simon."

From what we can tell by flipping through the pictures and watching the trailer, "The Graduate XXX" is exactly like the beloved 1967 film except Anthony Rosano plays Ben, Raven Alexis plays Elaine Robinson, and India Summer plays MILF d'extraordinaire Mrs. Robinson. Dale Dabone, Veronica Avluv, Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Belle, Marie McCray, James Bartholet, Herschel Savage, Rod Fontana, and Ron Jeremy all make appearances as well, pushing the plot forward with porn, puns, and perfect comedic timing.

What makes "The Graduate" such marvelous soil for sewing the seeds of sexy satire? All the nutrients are there: an aimless youth, a restless cougar, deception, and a strip club play important parts in the film. Paul Thomas's job was simply to sex it up and goof it out, and up and out he went. Ben comes home after college with no ambition or hopes for his future, and amidst all this vague dread, he starts an affair with the gorgeous Mrs. Robinson. Fortunately for us, we get to see all of the Taft Hotel sexiness that was previously skipped over with "The Sound of Silence." We never realized how much India Summer looks like Anne Bancroft, but now we totally know what Bancroft would've looked like had she been dripping with rope and smothered by Veronica Avluv's pussy.

Despite threats from Mrs. Robinson, Ben falls in love with her daughter, Elaine. In an effort to scare her off, he takes her to a strip club where, surprisingly, Elaine hops on stage and starts competing with Kagney Linn Karter. Not only is she a skilled stripper with a gorgeous body, but it also turns out that she has a couple of badass tattoos on her arm. The things that Berkeley does to people, right?

Anyway, you know how the rest of the movie goes. The Robinsons prevent Ben from spending any more time with Elaine, Ben rushes to interrupt Elaine's wedding, and the two awkward lovebirds end up on a bus together, speeding away from the familial carnage. We're kind of hoping for some gratuitous bus sex, but that's not really something Dustin Hoffman would do, so we're cool if it's not present.

Bus sex or no bus sex, we're stoked to see "The Graduate XXX." It hit stores soon, but you can pre-order now!

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