If Amy Ried Is “Natural,” Then You Are “Engorged.”

You can do sidebends or situps, Amy Ried, but please don't lose those breasts. You can even reverse the I and E in your last name to keep me from misspelling it, or switch to another shade of fingernail polish.

Amy Ried has a wonderful body that is a perfect combination of ripe and lean. I know three other women who would describe themselves as "the jealous type" who look at Amy Ried and say, "I've gotta hand it to her." THAT'S how powerful her appeal is.

As she does what appears to be an uncomfortable pre-sex writhe on the stairs in a scene from director William H.'s "Natural," stroking herself with purple fingernails, and flashing a butterfly tattoo on her middle finger (?), Ried seems to be telling us, "Don't worry, the tits are coming out in a minute; all this other stuff is a distraction."

And indeed it is. Because when her breasts are set free and sway this way and that according to James Deen's pumping, Amy Ried is telling us that she could be ordering a pizza online and we'd still watch, hypnotized (and if Twitter has taught us anything, we would).

While Ried does not exude charisma, she has already done her job; now it is up to YOU to exude something.

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