Good Fences Make Good Neighbors Glory Holes

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And a good glory hole is the only way Wilson is ever going to get any action from Alexis Ford. We just hope that Tim remembered to sand down that hole, otherwise there's going to be a very interesting lawsuit on his hands.

Or, you know, Wilson could just come over and hang out in Tim's backyard with Alexis. That'd do the trick!

On a totally separate note, we noticed something odd on the website we use to sell this smut. You see, it's maintained by TLA, and sometimes their writers will list "3 Reasons To Buy This Film." The third reason to buy this: "Uh, Alexis Ford's not going to look like this forever?" What? How dare they. Alexis Ford will live forever. (Honestly, we bet she'd make an amazing vampire...)

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