Kelly Brook Lives Out The Snake Girl Fantasy You Didn’t Know You Had

Congratulations, closet herpetophiles: Kelly Brook is one of you! And at long last, after many years of hiding her identity like a shameful secret, she's finally decided to come out of the closet. No longer will she be ashamed of her desire to paint her naked body like a reptile and get it on, cold blooded style. She is out, proud, and public.

Well, that or she's just gotten herself painted like a reptile with big boobs to make some point for PETA about not killing animals or something. Crap, it's the latter, isn't it.