FEMEN Vs. Paris Hilton

Two blonde beauties known largely for their ability to attract public attention using their fine physiques. One public arena. A battle to the death?

Okay, maybe not so much the last one—this FEMEN activist was wrestled to the ground long before she could even lay a hand on Ms. Hilton—but in our dreams the whole thing ends in a lot of rolling around on the ground, with Paris ultimately disrobing and running off to join FEMEN in...whatever they're fighting for.

Hey, it could happen, right?