Bush Twins in Maxim

We hate to spoil Maxim's April Fool's joke a week early, but since the new issue hit the stands this week—and since whoever's writing our sibling blog Wonkette these days pointed us to this Houston Chronicle article explaining the whole prank—we figured we'd post about this photo of the Bush Twins depicted as a pair of lingerie-clad hotties now and save ourselves the trouble of responding to the inevitable deluge of credulous "omigod did you see this?" emails once the scan of the shot in question starts making the rounds. (As Wonkette guest editor Greg Beato explains, "It makes it look like the Bush twins have gotten jobs as sexy pillow-fight models. C'mon, Maxim! Everyone knows they're still part of the trustfunder left!")

"Men's magazine plays a photo prank on the Bush twins" (Houston Chronicle, via Wonkette)

Previously: (Not) Jenna's Bush, Jenna Vs. Jenna, Jenna Bush Booty Alert, Jenna's Booty Revealed!, "All The President's Spawn", Olsen Twin Morphs