Sammy Braddy To Open The Sammy Braddy School For Boobs

Surprise! Sammy Braddy has the best boobs in Britain. Again. We could tell that Zoo was sticking to a rubric for rating boobs, but we didn't think they'd pick Sammy again! At least she's vowed to share her secrets with the world with her new breast school.

We know what you're thinking: "Sammy Braddy School for Boobs? It's about damn time!" We totally agree with you. Why is it that we're constantly bombarded with advertisements telling us to go to DeVry or the University of Phoenix to get better jobs and be valuable members of our community, and yet no one is trying to teach us proper breast care and etiquette? We know for a fact that Sammy Braddy's community values her, and it's not because she got a Masters in Electrical Engineering in only one year.

· Via Pretty Hot and Sexy (prettyhotandsexy.sk)