“Chemistry” Spends A Day At The Slutty Spa

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We want to meet the people who wrote the dialogue for this sauna scene because only true heroes can string together line after dirty line like this. Examples: "Did you see that movie 'Black Swan'? What'd you think about the girl-girl stuff?"

Tell us that's not the best pick-up line ever. You can't. Oh, and how about this gem?

"What about you? What makes you horny?"
"Everything."

Oh, Ana Alexander, how accurate that statement is! But we still think you should stay away from that Michael character because he's cheating on his girlfriend with you and he cannot be trusted. You don't take romantic giggly baths with people you can't trust! We can see that you're falling in love with him and we implore you to reconsider; the man still has a sunburn.

· "Chemistry" (cinemax.com)