What Color Are Your Panties, Pippa Middleton?

Pippa Middleton may try as hard as she likes to present herself as a demure woman who'd never think of sunbathing topless, but the truth will always out. Why, here she is, thighs glued together in an attempt to prevent any untoward exposure...and we still manage to cop a peek at her panties. Oh, Pippa, just give in to your natural nature. Trust us: you'll feel so much more relaxed and free once you finally come out of the closet as a proud exhibitionist. (Taxi Driver Movie)