We've often wondered what formative experiences might have led us to develop into the proud perverts we are today—and now, at long last, we've discovered the answer (and its name is "Married With Children."). Who could have guessed that, when we watched episode after episode during those early years, that we were actually having our brains imprinted with commando upskirts like this (alleged) one—commando upskirts that would shape a lifetime of commentary on TV nudity. Oh, "Married With Children," we have so much to thank you for.