The Wet, Topless, Blonde Version Of Poppy Montgomery

Here we were thinking that Esquire had the only sexy pictures of Poppy Montgomery around, when there was really a photoshoot involving Poppy, very little clothing, and the beach. This is classic nudity right here, and we just assumed it didn't exist. What is wrong with us?

We can say, "Oh, she's not a redhead in these pictures, and we've gotten so used to the 'Unforgettable' Poppy that we didn't recognize her," but that's a cop out. Here's a better excuse: doesn't it seem like we've seen these pictures before? It's like every gorgeous celebrity has to go through a sexiness boot camp during which they must go the beach, roll around in the surf, and show their boobs. Given that these photos are part of an elaborate conspiracy theory we just came up right moments ago, we forgive ourselves for not having seen them before.

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)