Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Back To Basics With The Fling Wooden Dildo

People have been using sex toys almost as long as they've been masturbating: long before the invention of synthetic lube and phthalate-free superdongs, human beings have been sticking things inside themselves, things made of stone, tar, and ... yes, wood. If you find yourself longing for a simpler time, look no further than the Fling dildo. Part art object, part sex toy, the Fling is a hand crafted dildo made out of organic hardwoods from sustainable farms. Whether you're eco-friendly, plastic phobic, or just interested in trying out something different, it's a wonderful toy that's worth getting to know.

I must admit that when I first encountered the Fling, I was full of doubt. Would a wooden dildo actually feel good? Would I be able to sterilize it? Would it warp when I washed it? Would I get splinters in my cooch?

But within mere moments of insertion, all my doubts went away. To put it simply, this dildo feels really fucking good. Wide at the top, with a thin stem that leads into a nicely positioned handle, the Fling manages to make you feel pleasantly full while avoiding any painful "stretched out" sensations. Though insertion can be a little difficult, and requires some lube, when the Fling actually makes it inside it's well worth it.

(A tip for experienced fappers: once you have the Fling comfortably inserted, try rotating it 180 degrees. Surprise! You've just entered a whole new world of sensation. You can thank me later.)

As an added bonus to its awesome functionality, the Fling's beautiful form makes it a definite contender for the Discreet Sex Toy award: to those who aren't in the know, it looks like a carved wooden objet d'art. So if you forget to stow it away, no one will be the wiser. (Unless carved wooden hippie art isn't your style. Then you might find yourself faced with a few questions.)

The Fling is coated in Lubrosity, a trademarked finish that's chemical/bacteria-resistant, waterproof, hypoallergenic, and phthalate-free. Translation: it can be sterilized (wash it well or use an antiseptic cleaner), is shower friendly, and probably won't give you cancer. It also happens to be compatible with all types of lubricant. Score one for old fashioned materials!

· Buy the Fling (babeland.com)