Tiana Lynn Can Give Herself A Facial

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Isn't that nifty? She's like a one-woman sex show! She could fuck herself, spank herself, come on herself, and people would save time and money. Yeah, this would be a great economic porn plan... if only she didn't love getting piledriven by Tommy Gunn.

Ah, Tommy Gunn, the enemy of self-sufficiency. He's notorious for making scores of strong-willed, self-facializing females completely dependent on his big dick and muscular, pumping thighs. He insists he wants to be chivalrous, and that no woman should squirt alone, but his critics call him misogynist. We think people need to stop bickering and focus on the real issue: does Tiana Lynn need a pillow for her neck?

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