September 27, 2011

September 27, 2011
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A Field Guide To Alana Evans

Everyone wants to be a "hot nerd" right now, and that's fine, but we'd like to point out that Alana Evans has been working that style for a long time. The only thing more hardcore than her reputation as a pornstar is her dedication to gaming, and we find that very attractive. More »

A Comprehensive Guide To The World Of Couples' Porn Lines

Last year, the entire porn industry was into parodies; this year, everybody wants to make romantic, couples-friendly porn. The hype for romance isn't nearly as huge as the spoof hype, but we've been noticing some big companies shifting energies towards plot lines and plinky piano music. It's both heartwarming and confusing, and we're here to help you get your sensuality on. More »

Rihanna Caught Topless In Fields Of Ireland

This morning we woke up to reports that Rihanna had offended an Irish farmer by doffing her top while shooting a video in his fields. "But where are the pictures?" we asked ourselves, being far too classy to offer up a witticism like "Pix or it didn't happen." Well, just a few hours later, we have our answer: here are the pictures. More »